B is for "Blog"

It starts out innocently enough. "I'm bored," you think to yourself. "Maybe writing will give me something to do. It'll be one of those creative outlets my therapist is always pestering me to find." So you set up a blog somewhere. Maybe you sign up for a free Wordpress account.… Read more

A is for "Again"

"This time, I'm going to make it happen," you say, not quite as oblivious as you'd like to be to the fact that this utterance is identical to the one that preceded your past dozen failures. You subconsciously begin visualizing those efforts: desiccated, withered husks of Good Ideas To Improve… Read more

On Fizz Control

The town hustled and bustled and gathered around, And they stood and they stared at the corpse on the ground. It is plain to assume, and they all understood That a corpse in the street is, quite plainly, no good. Shrieked a mother (quite new), "Oh just what should we… Read more